too gay to function
she/her
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
It’s a 2am surprise: The Tortured Poets Department is a secret DOUBLE album. ✌️ I’d written so much tortured poetry in the past 2 years and wanted to share it all with you, so here’s the second installment of TTPD: The Anthology. 15 extra songs. And now the story isn’t mine anymore… it’s all yours. 🤍
https://taylor.lnk.to/ttpd-theanthology
i couldn’t have found a normal artist to enjoy it just had to be this freak
may god forgive my wretched sins (spent money)
thats ●●●●● babe!
Official ••••• Post
cis people wouldnt know a joke if it got out of a bus and started hitting them
LIVE (nothing wrong with me)
LAUGH (nothing wrong with me)
LOVE (nothing wrong with me)
worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean
sorry i said something dickish. a few mildly frustrating things happened to me in succession and it turned me evil
gay people on the bus
girl help they are making me do my job at work
God made me a masc with a fat ass so that I could be a siren to a certain kind of dyke
oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this
rich people seeing mount everest
What order do you take pills in?
If you take more than one kind of pill at a time, what order do you take the pills in?
In order of how important I think each medication is
In order of size: largest first
In order of size: smallest first
In color order
A secret, fifth option
I don’t take any pills regularly
See ResultsSo today I learned that not everybody throws back the whole handful at once and slams their water like they’re doing shots